SassyEats

About

Stop arguing. Start eating. SassyEats is the brutally honest, ridiculously fun restaurant decision app that finally ends "I dont know, where do you want to eat?" Spin the wheel, get a result, and go. Or let SassyEats sass you while doing it. WHAT SASSYEATS DOES - Picks restaurants for you using a fun, interactive spin wheel - Works with your saved restaurants or nearby places - Filters by price, dietary needs, and cuisine - Shows popular meals and what you can actually eat there - Tracks where youve been and avoids repeats automatically - Gives you one-tap directions to Apple Maps or Google Maps SMARTER THAN A RANDOM PICKER SassyEats does not just pick randomly: - Excludes places you visited in the last 7 days - Analyzes real menus and reviews to find dishes you can eat - Supports vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, keto, halal, kosher, and more - Learns your habits through stats and visit history GAMIFIED AND ACTUALLY FUN - Unlock 17 achievements from Common to Mythic - Get roasted by sassy messages when you overthink - Skip too many times and you get a timeout - Haptics, animations, and glassy UI make it feel premium WORKS EVERYWHERE - No account required - No API keys required - Works worldwide - Offline fallback intelligence for 500 plus restaurant types EXTRAS - Import and export your restaurant list - Restaurant templates for fast setup - Stats on spins, visits, categories, and price tiers If you are tired of wasting 30 minutes deciding where to eat, SassyEats will fix that. Probably while judging you.