Transfat Wars

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THE SNACKS ARE ILLEGAL. THE HUSTLE IS YOURS. Junk food is contraband. Your van is suspicious. And Tony wants his money back. Buy low, sell high, and build your underground snack empire before time runs out in this satirical trading game packed with shady deals, questionable decisions, and deliciously bad behavior. PLAY FREE. KEEP HUSTLING. Start your criminally delicious career with unlimited free 15-day runs across Dallas, Denver, and Los Angeles. Trade bacon, energy drinks, snack cakes, and processed meats while dodging inspections, outrunning the law, and dealing with loan-shark collectors. The free game never expires, and the trouble never stops. ONE PURCHASE. THE FULL HUSTLE. Ready to expand your empire? A single, optional Full Game Unlock gives you access to all eight cities, all eight products, additional cargo and equipment upgrades, and the 30-day campaign. No ads. No subscriptions. Just one permanent purchase for the full experience. BUY LOW. SELL HIGH. STAY DELICIOUS. Every city has its own market. Prices rise, shortages strike, and yesterday's bargain could become tomorrow's disaster. Stock your van with forbidden favorites, hunt for profitable routes, and turn contraband comfort food into a thriving underground business. KEEP FUEL MONEY. AND AN EYE ON TONY. Every trip costs money, and every decision carries risk. Borrow from Tony when you're desperate, but don't forget to pay him back. Expand your cargo capacity, upgrade your equipment, and keep your van moving. Because nothing ruins a profitable hustle faster than running out of gas—or having Tony's collectors come knocking. MAKE YOUR GETAWAY. When the authorities catch up, will you cooperate, offer a little incentive, or put the pedal to the metal? Take the wheel in police chases, defend yourself in ridiculous food fights, and navigate unexpected encounters that can cost you cash, cargo, or health. A LITTLE STREET WISDOM. Get questionable advice from Auntie Grease, follow absurd headlines on the news wire, and meet a colorful cast of characters who make the underground snack trade anything but ordinary. STRANDED? THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY OUT. Sometimes the market turns against you. When you're out of options, a shady emergency buyer might take that unwanted cargo off your hands—at a price that hurts. YOUR NEXT HUSTLE STARTS HERE. Play through illustrated comic environments, build your fortune, and see how much you can earn before the final day. Will you become the king of contraband comfort food, or just another cautionary tale in Tony's collection book? All trading, currency, loans, and combat are fictional. There is no real-money wagering or cash-out.