Ahem Ahem

KIVANC YAZAN · Productivity

Free

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Oct 14, 2026
New version 1.0 → 1.1

- Escape a nag: tap it within 10 seconds. - New Stats: your nags and escapes by day, week and month. - Now on iPad and iPhone Duo. - Hundreds of new nags, and a kazoo.

Oct 10, 2026
Price change 0.99 USD → Free

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Ahem Ahem clears its throat when you've spent too long in the doom app. Pick the apps that eat your day. Use them for a few minutes and the nags begin: snarky, funny, slightly judgmental notifications that keep coming, on and off, for as long as you keep scrolling. "47 min of the doom app today. I see you." "Hope you're not reading this on the toilet. Your legs are going numb." "Press X to put phone down. Press X. PRESS X." Thousands of different nags, so they don't repeat for weeks. They arrive at irregular moments, so you can't tune them out, and they get more exasperated the longer you go. Ahem Ahem never blocks anything. It just won't let you pretend you didn't notice. Set up in four steps: allow Screen Time access, allow notifications, pick your apps, turn nagging on. Private by design. iOS never tells Ahem Ahem which apps you picked, so the nags make up a name for them: the doom app, the scroll machine, the pocket casino. Nothing leaves your iPhone. No account, no ads, no tracking.

What's new · 1.1

- Escape a nag: tap it within 10 seconds. - New Stats: your nags and escapes by day, week and month. - Now on iPad and iPhone Duo. - Hundreds of new nags, and a kazoo.

Details

DeveloperKIVANC YAZAN
ReleasedOct 2026
UpdatedOct 2026
Version1.1
Size1.1 MB
RequiresiOS 17.0 or later
Age rating4+
LanguagesEnglish
PriceFree
Categories Productivity
Bundle IDcom.hoshinosoftware.ahemahem