Toilet Bowl

About

Your fantasy platform runs the scoreboard. It doesn't run your league. Toilet Bowl is the commissioner's app — the governance, the money, the grudges, and the receipts. Build a league inside Toilet Bowl or import your real one from Sleeper, then use the tools nobody else ships. THE FULL COMMISSIONER TOOLKIT • Every scoring stat editable, with one-tap re-scoring of weeks already played • Waivers your way — FAAB bidding, rolling priority, reverse standings, or none • Trade review, veto, and the one nobody else has: reverse a trade that already processed • Score corrections with a required reason, attached to the box score • Roster and lineup rules, co-commissioners, add/remove managers • Dues tracking and payout structure • A league constitution you can edit and share • Polls and rule votes with pass thresholds • A permanent audit log of every action taken, commissioner overrides flagged THE LEDGER The reason your league actually stays honest. • Punishment contracts every manager signs — ratified before Week 1, binding after • A catalog of 15 real punishment ideas, from mild to legendary • Photo proof, deadlines, and a wall of shame that never forgets • Side bets between managers that settle themselves off the head-to-head result THE DRAMA ENGINE • Weekly power rankings and roasts written from your league's actual numbers — bench points left behind, unlucky losses, streaks, blowouts. Nothing is invented. • Three tone settings, from friendly to scorched earth • Trash talk feed with reactions and replies • File a receipt on anyone's bad take and grade how it aged • Rivalry tracking with a beef meter THE EDGE • Expected wins from all-play — who's actually good, and who's just scheduled well • Luck index, unlucky losses, stolen wins • Schedule swap: replay your exact scores against anyone else's opponents • Monte Carlo playoff odds • Points-against index, for when you need an excuse THE RECORD BOOK Career standings across seasons, championships, all-time head-to-head, league records, and shareable season recaps. Import from Sleeper is read-only — Toilet Bowl never writes anything back to your real league. Local leagues run on a bundled player pool with a reproducible simulated season, so you can set up, draft, and test a rulebook end to end before you inflict it on anybody. No account. No subscription. Your league's data stays on your device.