Petty Court — File a Case

About

Someone ate your labeled leftovers. Someone "forgot" whose turn it was to take out the trash. The Court will hear your case. Petty Court is a satirical small-claims court for every tiny dispute in your life. File a case, state both sides, and get a real verdict — a ruling, judicial certainty percentage, damages, a sentence, and a fake but deeply committed legal precedent. Attach photo evidence. Tag the guilty party. Share the verdict card to the group chat where it belongs. - A judging engine that actually reads what you wrote — evidence wins, confessions lose, ALL CAPS is contempt - Photo evidence, admitted into the record as Exhibit A - Social tagging with live profile links - 120+ possible punishments, from mildly annoying to delightfully bizarre - Appeals (they rarely go well) - Supreme Court: unlock the AI Judge — real AI-written verdicts that quote your statements back at you — plus judge personalities, premium verdict cards, lifetime records, and appeal insurance Petty Court is satire, for entertainment purposes only. Nothing in this app is legally binding, anywhere, on anyone, ever.