Reptoidar
RICHARD ROYAL HOOPES · Entertainment
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Stability improvements: fixed a crash that could happen during AR scans and while recording, and made voice scanning start up more reliably when no microphone is available.
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Reptoidar turns your iPhone into a satirical "reptilian probability scanner." Point it at a friend, tap SCAN, and watch the readouts light up — spectral skin analysis, eye diagnostics, voice-resonance readings, thermal glitches, and dramatic AR overlays, all played for laughs. IMPORTANT: Reptoidar is a comedy and entertainment app. It does NOT detect reptilians, shape-shifters, lizard people, or any real phenomenon. Every "reading" is simulated or derived from ordinary camera, microphone, and depth-sensor data purely for comedic effect. It's a novelty toy, not a scientific instrument. FEATURES - Spectral Skin Scan: a mock multi-spectral sweep for "scale patterns" - Eye Analysis: tongue-in-cheek pupil and nictitating-membrane diagnostics - Voice Resonance: listens for imaginary sub-20kHz "hiss" signatures - Shift Risk Score: an on-device readout rating your subject's "reptilian probability" - AR Overlays: sci-fi HUD graphics layered over the live camera - Evidence Video: record and share your "findings" with friends - Reptilian Codex: a field guide to fictional alien races and lore - Siri Shortcut: say "Hey Siri, Reptile Check" for an instant scan PRIVACY Everything runs entirely on your device. No scans, video, or audio are uploaded, and no personal data is collected. What happens on your phone stays on your phone. Perfect for pranking friends, livening up parties, and anyone who enjoys a good conspiracy-theory laugh. Download Reptoidar and find out who's really human. For entertainment purposes only. Not approved by any reptilian governing body.
What's new · 3.0.1
Stability improvements: fixed a crash that could happen during AR scans and while recording, and made voice scanning start up more reliably when no microphone is available.
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