Pentagon Pizza Alert

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Is something brewing at the Pentagon? According to internet legend, you might be able to tell by the pizza. Pentagon Pizza Alert tracks real-time activity at pizza restaurants near the Pentagon, turning the famous "Pentagon Pizza Indicator" into a beautiful, live dashboard you can check anytime. THE THEORY The idea is simple: when something big is happening at the Pentagon, nearby pizza places see unusual spikes in late-night orders as staff work through the night. Meanwhile, local bars empty out as personnel stay on duty. It's an internet legend that's captured imaginations for years—and now you can follow along. HOW IT WORKS We monitor activity levels at pizza joints and bars near the Pentagon using publicly available data, updated every 30 minutes. Our algorithm combines: - Pizza activity (70% weight) — high orders = potential activity - Bar traffic inverted (30% weight) — empty bars = people working late The result? A composite Signal Level from 1 to 5: Level 1: CRITICAL — Extreme unusual activity Level 2: HIGH — Elevated pizza orders detected Level 3: ELEVATED — Above-normal activity Level 4: GUARDED — Slightly above baseline Level 5: NORMAL — All quiet on the pizza front FEATURES - Live signal level with animated radar display - Individual location tracking for pizza shops and bars - Historical activity sparklines - Dark and light theme support - Clean, beautiful interface PREMIUM ($2.99/month) - Push notifications when signal goes HIGH or CRITICAL - Ad-free experience - Priority data refresh IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER This app is strictly for entertainment purposes. The "pizza indicator" is an internet theory with no proven accuracy. Activity levels are based on publicly available Google data and do not reflect actual government operations. Please do not make any real decisions based on this app! Inspired by @PentagonPizzaReport and the internet's endless creativity. Data sourced from Google Popular Times. Updated every 30 minutes. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://sites.google.com/view/pizza-signal-watch/privacy-policy